Top 10 Jobs You Can Already Do in the Metaverse

Hello my little tech flashlights. So how is your life in the metaverse going for you? huh? Have you ever set foot there? Oh?? Got nothing to place? Ah, you mean you don’t give a shit other than masturbating in this crappy virtual world? Ah well ok. The words are spoken. The terms are established. But you won’t stop me from giving you jobs that already exist in this not exactly parallel world, because the future belongs to people who know how to use a virtual reality headset.

1. Translator

Obviously in the whole clique of professions that have a future in the metaverse, he is definitely one of those that make it to the head of the line. Not only can many interpreters telework, but the metaverse also offers them the job as such (Source).

2. Advertising

If there is a profession that knows no boundaries, it is that of advertising. Already on the verge of invading the Moon, advertisers obviously have an avenue ahead of them to conquer the metaverse. Will you take back a cup of sadness?

3. Architect

Obviously, what would the metaverse be without architects? We already needed it Start. In a space where there is everything to do, without the slightest constraint, an architecture firm has put itself into play to design a city to the full. Boah after is their delirium eh. As long as they plan to help rebuild the Mariupol ruins, I’m fine.

4. Doctors

A Rennes start-up (probably former Rennes 2 repentant dog punk) has developed the first hospital in the metaverse. Well, in fact, the idea is not entirely stupid, it is above all a question of virtually reproducing the functioning of a hospital with the aim of training young doctors. Let’s just hope they thought about making dirty hospitals with understaffed and underpaid nurses. (source)

5. High fashion designer

Designing a non-wearable outfit at an indecent price is no longer a privilege of the real-world rich. A high fashion dress can now be purchased in the metaverse.

What’s the point ? Ah well, if you are against progress, even after that I can’t do anything for you.

6. Prostitute

After the pandemic, virtual prostitution platforms experienced a boom, as evidenced by the article. The metaverse would then become the new ideal place to virtually sell his charm. Does it make you dream?

Created in 2020 by two Japanese, X-Oasis, a virtual prostitution platform, allows everyone to experience sexuality in a different body through avatars.

Posted by Liberazione on Saturday, March 26, 2022

7. Comic

If you’ve never made it through despite your thousands of visits to Paris, it might be time to bet on the metaverse where more elaborate forms of humor look like a Linkedin post from a start-up CEO.

8. Terrorist

Wait wait… A space where you can change your identity, choose an avatar and communicate with the whole world could be used for illegal activities ????

Welcome to the metaverse, a beautiful space with a future for traffickers of all kinds and terrorists.

9. A homeless man

Yes ok it’s not a job. The character was created by the Entourage association to raise awareness among users. Well yes, because if we all end up in the metaverse, it means that we no longer go out on the street and we no longer see people begging and we leave them to die a little more with their mouths open. Really great this virtual world that finally deprives us of all the misery of the world. Very humanistic.

10. Cows

A really nice farmer tried a funny thing: putting virtual reality helmets on his cows to make them think they are in a meadow. So yeah, okay, it’s not really a job to be a cow, but it’s crazy to imagine us using the metaverse to make them believe they’re not really in a little box with no lawn or sun. The metaverse really takes cows for hams.

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